Chain letters

We all hate them. The people who read them hate them. The people who believe them hate them because they will be stabbed by "a sycotik killer hu lyks stabbin ppl". The people who open their inbox to 20 emails or texts thinking oo i'm loved or uh oh somethings gone wrong to find out 5 people have sent 20 chain letters in total.

Now i thought emails were bad enough. your waiting for the confirmation email of some prouct you want so you know its sent and you open your email and suddenly if you send 20 emails you somehow get a wish or another nights safe sleep from the killer clown.

But then theres text messages stalking you! Suddenly your on a bus and in twenty minutes the killer clowns going to jump out and kill you while no ones looking.

About a month later your texting 400 texts a day and jumping at the sound of a gnats fart whilst you return home to the room where you sit on a computer rocking back and forth sending thousands of emails - PARANOIA.

If you believe them that is.

For the rest of us its a nuisance. So we should campaign. All those who want start chain messages must do so via morsecode.

Those disobeying must be subjected to a real killer clown, and not insane clown posse..... i mean a grizzly bear in clowns face paint.